Brandon Kraft
Brandon Kraft
@kraft@micro.kraft.blog

My life is an open-source book.

326 posts
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  • Quitting Firefox

    The opposite in fact. I've started using Firefox again and found myself cursing multiple times after hitting Meta-Q and quitting instantly. Chrome had a feature to require me to hold down Meta-Q to quit so a quick finger slip didn't kill my work. In Firefox, you can visit about:config and search for browser.showQuitWarning, then toggle…

  • Merry Christmas!

    I just chugged a glass of soy milk and crammed some cookies in my face when one of the kids woke up to use the bathroom after we set out gifts. 🎄🎅🍪🥛 #dadlife Also on: X Facebook

  • Piñatas Are The Tipping Point

    For future reference, the math checks out for a Spanish Mass, Spanish rosary, and Spanish posadas followed by piñatas and cookies to still be "fun" to a six-year old. Also on: Facebook X

  • Mole Fairy

    My mother-in-law walked in, set down a huge container of chicken mole, then left the house. That was pretty amazing. Also on: Facebook X

  • Vanessa and the Law

    Once, Vanessa was given an “enhanced security” screening for having a hair tie in her back pocket. You better believe I’m never going to forget that. “Don’t forget to check your pockets for lint!” Also on: X X

  • Ziploc Bags

    For school this year, the older two need very specific types and sizes of Ziploc bags. I’ve bought them twice. Twice, I bought the wrong ones. Also on: X Facebook

  • Preschool Recital

    I’m in a three-block line to enter a preschool recital. Also on: X

  • FitBit Confusion

  • Just in the nick of time…

    I was mere seconds from going to bed when I thought to check that I started the dishwasher. To my children and their breakfast plates, you’re welcome. Bank of America Building, Austin, Texas, United States of America Also on: X

  • Moving to Girls

    If anyone needs me, I’m moving “boy” shirts to the girls section at H&M.